10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."