10 Random Poker Quotes

Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water