10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fold and live to fold again
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.