10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz