10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"