10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet