10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.