10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die