10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is