10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A