10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.