10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for loners.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus