10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is for loners.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.