10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson