10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."