10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.