10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon