10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)