10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• in the poker game of life women are the rake