10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)