10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fold and live to fold again
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it