10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway