10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders