10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger