10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Welcome to kicker school
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.