10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.