10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.