10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event