10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers