10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"