10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event