10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.