10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "No river, no fish."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.