10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.