10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel