10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant