10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz