10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--