10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson