10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth