10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio