10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel