10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.