10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...