10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.