10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare