10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz