10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.