10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?