10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."